YoYo Healing Spa in Elmsford, New York

Massage Parlor Details: Typical setup with two door system. Walk in and wait. Girl comes and collects you and takes you to room. Place is clean with good parking and looks legit (to a point). Must have been busy day cause I had to wait 15 mins in the room for my girl.

Sooni was starting her second day of work when I met her. She was pleasant with a nice smile and a really slim but nice body. She was sporting the typical "Bebe" T-shirt in a nice red with white legging pants. She had on a black rhinestone belt that I didn't realize at the time was not just a belt but a deterrent device to ensure that my hands had zero access to any of the fun bits that I seek out during the roaming invasions.

Let me give the punchline to this story so you can decide if you want to read on or go explore more ads on back page dot com. This is as typical and as standard a R&T as I have seen in a long time. The old adage is "nothing ventured, nothing gained", so I certainly tried my best to turn it from ordinary to extraordinary, but it just didn't happen.

TS was OK. She was a bit playful as we talked and she explained that she was new and enjoyed not being in Manhattan where the men are very aggressive. (first clue). She really worked the package on the TS, so I was thinking that this was at least going to be a two pop, but she stopped. I told her to keep going knowing after the prior conversation that her english was good, but all of a sudden she couldn't understand me (second clue).

Back to room. Lay down - face down and she goes to clean shower. Talks to another provider and I hear guy in next room getting a bit loud as if his provider has just brought him to the promised land. Go get em tiger! She is back and massage starts and its OK. Some stretching, some use of a no odor lotion very lightly and we are off. Good pressure but not nearly therapeutic grade. I am touching her leg and giving her massage when I can - clearly she gets the signal that I am here for the main course. All good as we talk some more. Turns out she really likes being in the suburbs. She is 34 and has been doing this for 15 years. She lives in Flushing with her sisters and likes New York City. At one point I have trouble communicating with her, so I take my head out of the head socket on the table and try to get my point across when I notice she has rolled up her red Bebe t shirt just below her boobs cause she is hot - wow, that was real hot cause she has a great stomach. Very lean and muscular. Now, I am getting to like this and start the leg rub, butt rub, belly rub. To be fair, she knows the score and reaches between my legs and gives my boys a tickle and she giggles. Massage continues on and its a 5 or 6 at best on a 10 point scale. Hot towel goes on, sheet comes off and lights go down...

Soft touch is a bit mechanical but still nice. She reaches under and force my hips off the table and gets to work making me me show her what my daddy gave me. She is persistent and precise and gets me to just the right hardness and asks me to flip. Meanwhile I am busy trying to get a boob or a hand down her nice slacks. Thats when I find that the belt is completely impenetrable and I can't get even a finger inside. I managed to pull out a really nice electric blue leopard skin thong which kept me interested. OK turn over she tells me. Flip and she's getting lotion. right to work and she is bent over with the fake BJ with soft warm blowing. I wished at that moment I was a premature ejaculator cause she was posed perfectly for a awesome facial, but it didn't happen - in fact, she had to go for about 10 mins before I could get there and it was really frustrating cause I was really getting a bit annoyed cause I couldn't get inside. Finally, I was able to at least break through her northern fortress and at least got a few handle fulls of soft small boobs with small nipples. Clearly she pads up, but she has nice breasts nonetheless. OK, get this done - I pop, she cleans, she giggles, she hugs, I dress, she gets water, I drink, I tip, I go.

Not a bad time. Nothing special, but nothing to be upset over really - it's the real deal R&T. Fact it there is just so many great options in the area that this place just pales in comparison. Don't think I will return.

Massage Parlor Details: Nice place with shower and sauna. I got the feeling this was more a legit place, if it wasn't for the time of day, I might not have tried for extras.

She gave a good massage and then said "I take care of you if you take care of me" Mechanical HJ, and she let me feel her boobies but it wasn't a great experience. If you go, save your self some cash and just enjoy the massage.

Massage Parlor Details: newly renovated, nice atmosphere, no hard upsell

Been there many times, table shower, some are prettier than others, they keep their clothes on, good massage, then after half an hour they start the light erotic touch part which precedes the flip, take it in hand, and your off. I tip based on how good they are.