Yin Yang Massage in Hallandale, Florida

Massage Parlor Details: Met with an older Chinese woman not bad looking thin black short hair didn't speak a lick of English. Had a nice massage she wasn't shy so neither was I... And the end she asked me to turn over and I was already pretty hard AJ she giggled and continued to massage. It was a bit awkward when she motioned with her hands and asked if I wanted a HE and of course I said yes. She promptly asked for a $40 tip. I said no prob. Played with my balls and stroked me nice and slow. I wasn't getting too much out of it so i asked to see her tits. $40 more and her shirt and bra were off. Tits looked like raisins... Old ones so I asked her to play with my ass while she stroked me no problem. Finished up finally she cleaned me up and confirmed with the massage. In all I was there for a little more than an hour and it cost me $100 total. Typical place but and experience but a few days later I got so e weird rash under my arms... Went away no biggie but wouldn't go back. If you go make them change the sheets on the table for you.

Great place for both your yin and your yang, but I notice they now have a page taped to the wall outlining rules against the good stuff. Funny, since that is the main reason people go there.

Still, money talks and depending on the girl the massage can still end happily ever after, and gets better with repeat visits. It just takes a little begging and tip-bragging at first. $69/room plus $ tip. Not a cheap night, but there's nothing like a helping hand.

I have never gotten FS there and am thinking those days might be over in Asian massage, at least around here. I noticed a hand sanitizer dispenser in the bathroom, which made me chuckle. I may start applying it to more than just my hands after my exploits...

p.s. One of the rules posted on the wall forbids girls from leaving the premises with clients UNLESS they have permission from mgmt. I asked about that and learned that these places deliver to your home, but for big bucks. Something like $165 plus tip. My lovely little girly said in her cute China-style bloken Engrish "It not worf it, bettah you come here."