Simple Life Relax in Austin, Texas

Massage Parlor Details: It's sixty for the hour. The mamasan is one of the more annoying ones I've encountered. She is rude and doesn't want to let you know who is working. She is much nicer in person but still seems really fake. I don't like that at all. Amy on the other hand is a really sweet masseuse. Not really sure what her ethnicity is but she is definitely Asian.

Amy has to have more. I'm just not sure what happened during my first visit. MMS shows me Amy and we're hitting it off. She lets me Get Comfortable and I await her anxiously. She comes back and is flirting a bit and we're just talking. The massage begins and I am just completely loving it. It's a nice spot. Apparently, they don't do massages but "relaxation." It's definitely relaxing and this babe Amy has some skills. I liked her rub down because of its combination of CMT and FBSM techniques. It puts me in a good mood but when flipped, there was nothing that a HE would require. It was sad but I was relaxed and went to the sauna after. I will be more aggressive with Amy next time because I want to touch that booty real badly.

Massage Parlor Details: This place no longer offers massage but I don't think they ever did, they just do hot towels, aromatherapy which is basically the same thing, and sauna. Man this feels like a Yelp review, but still, I'm just posting on here my experience and to warn others to not come here if they want something more.

Gave it some extra stars because why not, the sauna and aromatherpay was pretty good. Listen, the women here are older too so I wasn't too bummed out they're not providers. I've had experiences with the cutest ladies who I thought were providers but found out they were masseuses. Don't get discouraged, this place has a good sauna so you can pretend it's a bigger table shower haha. I kid but seriously, this place does not cater for people like you and me.