Newport Massage in Newport, Minnesota

Massage Parlor Details: TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY. WAS A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT. Went in the morning. Told walk ins are allowed. However, the parlor was not open. Called up another number on the Website. Lady told a masseuse is on her way, would be 15 mins. Waited in a nearby parking lot. She arrived after 25 mins. My comments continue in the additional details section below.

Ok, the lady was a Hmong, about 5-5 height average looking. She was not the one listed on the website. Asked her for a one hour massage. She said $65. I told her that I waited fucking 25 mins, told will pay only 50. She agreed. Parlor was clean and fine. Told me to Get Comfortable. Lied butt naked on the bed. Strange thing, she didn't even give me a towel to cover my privates, which I thought was a good sign. Started off the massage. Was very light asked her to go a bit harder. She had to be told specifically to move from one part to another part. 35 mins passed, she didn't even touch my butts, nor rubbed any tits on my face. Told her that I can give her good tip if it's a really excellent service upfront. Anyway, no butt brushing or no tit rubs. Asked for extras, she said she won't do and said "I cannot speak for other parlors, but they don't do here". Fuck that man..I asked her not to be scared, but still refused.

I was fucking pissed. First of all, I chose to go to this parlor, because it had no reviews yet and the girls were looking good. Second, this is close to beebes and thought they might wanted to give them competition, so can expect better things. Third, it's location, the cash payment, no receipt, making me sleep butt naked, all these made me think I could get something more than massage. BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT. Massage was not great, even no cleavage. Total ripoff. Bed was getting hotter, room was cooler. Fuck that man. A big no no to this parlor. Asked if I would come again and try different girls, FUCK YOU. Never again. Guys..I am doing a big favor for you by writing this review. STAY AWAY!!