Massage Miracle in Chicago, Illinois

Massage Parlor Details: The funniest experience in my life, when I called and tried setting something up, I called and later me up with a very impatient and blunt Russian Comrade papasan with the thicket Russkie accent. I was afraid I was gonna get sent to a Siberian Gulag if I took any more of his time. I tipped A LOT though for my service cause here's the thing, as soon as I finished, guess who was there to greet me when I was done?

I lived through the ol' Reagan days where we hated these commies with a passion but there truly is a great thing coming from Russia: these female Russian imports. These providers are straight from the Soviet Bloc no joke. All jokes aside, I've never had a better experience with a European. The thing I like the most is how natural these women look, I mean trust me, there is just something so great when you're going in and out of a Russian, to hear those husky moans, I know some dudes prefer that Asian dog moan, but a Russian woman knows how to moan. Did so many naughty things; Mish, CBJ, CG, RCG, however no DATY, I don't ever take risks. When Russian Supreme Premier papasan asks you whether you want Nadia or Maria, get Nadia.

Massage Parlor Details: I stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon.

I had actually planned on trying another, new parlor but no-one was at work yet. Nadia met me at the sliding door entrance and took me back to the room. Her English seems to be very poor and she speaks in a whisper. She negotiated everything up front and took the whole amount at that time. The room was pretty typical, very dark though. I undressed and got up on the table. Nadia came back in after a few minutes, had me lay on my back and started a finger-tip massage around the package. That lasted all of about 30 seconds. She then began to stroke me and almost immediately put on the Hat and began a very speedy CBJ. After a few seconds of CBJ, she climbed on for CG, we then switched to standing Doggie and then Mish on the table for the finish. She never fully removed her dress. She has very large, natural boobs but is a little thick in the middle. Showed no enthusiasm at all. When I finished, she cleaned up and left the room. All done. No effort at a massage at all. Very mechanical. Maybe I just got caught her on a bad day.