Longevisland Health Center in San Jose, California

Massage Parlor Details: In a big building on the 1st floor.

This was my first time here. Only 1 lady was there, Natalie. Was taken to a clean room. Got undressed and Natalie came back. Was given a decent massage on back. I was covered the whole time. She kept her distance so I could not make a move. Flipped over was kept covered. She did not get close to the boys and stayed too far away to try to give her a hint. I should of been friendlier to her I think. Was having a rough day and trying to get some relief. At least got a decent rubdown.

Massage Parlor Details: Newer office, Chinese acupuncture and 'Tui-na'massage. Rooms are very clean.

TOFTT. This is a newer establishment so I figured it was worth a try. After-all some of us are in this for the trill of the draw right? Lady at front desk was your average "Lion supermarket" run of the mill Chinese lady. I should have walked. Should I stop here? Anyways, she told me to undress and came back 10 mins later -(does it really take that long for one to undress? I wasn't exactly wearing my chain mail suit) At any rate, the tui-na massage was REALLY good and I actually started to dozed off, I would have given her a 3 stars for that except - yes except she left the room twice to greet someone who walked in and then to pick up the phone. I had asked her when I came in if there was any other girl available and she said she was alone then it turns out that there were 2 others, I heard them talking and one attended to the walk-in. Whilst facing down, I tried to pull the towel off me but she kept adjusting it. I told her to focus on my butt and she did, over the towel. On the flip, just the boring arm massage, light chest and I asked for a tummy rub and she half-assed it and said ok, we are done. WFT. Totally legit place I guess, she stayed away from the jewels like I hadn't washed for a month because I was on Survivor island.... I though she would make up for the time 'lost' but noooo, she stopped at the top of the hour, so my massage was 40mins. After I got dressed to leave she asked me if I remembered to leave my tip on the table. Really??? I know I shouldn't have but I did - out of habit I guess but it was a good back massage after all. I am giving them 1 star because this is not YELP. We are on RM, no rubs just massage here. This place is a dud. Move on brothers.