Imperial Suite G in Garden Grove, California

If you're looking for sex with a hot girl that's what you'll get

Massage Parlor Details: There is upstairs and downstairs. Last time, I went downstairs and they sent me up. This time I went to the upstairs and they sent me down. Either way, as long as I get what I need.

I you come here wanting a massage, you will be disappointed. If you come here for one thing only, that is what you will usually get. Tonight, I felt the need, so I went in. I was led to the back room by Jennifer. When she came back in the room, she told be about the fee and that it was her first night and that she wasn't sure what to expect and that her car is in the shop and that she got laid off and... blah, blah, blah.

I said cool to the $40. I took out another 120 and said, I expect everything. She started talking about her car again and that she could do a hand job. I said no thank you. I politely took the $40 out of her hand and put away the 120. She then ask for just $20 more for everything. I put my pants on and started with the shirt. She said the house would get mad if I leave and nothing happened. She would get in trouble. That's not really my problem. I said that I was sorry, but I can go down the road to another shop and be quite happy. She mentioned that 10 minutes had already passed and they would wonder what was wrong.

Still not my problem. I put my shirt on and started with the socks. She finally said how handsome she found me and that she was willing to do it. But next time, could I bring more cash? No. I explain, that I pay the door and I do no more than 120. Most times I do 100, so I told her she was lucky to be getting more than usual from me since I was in a good mood. I DO NOT bring in any more cash than that. I don't even bring my wallet in with me. Anyways, my patience was now wearing thin. On went the shoes. Finally, she was cool with the original bargain.

I got nekkid. She took off her dress. I helped her out of her panties. VERY nice ass, by the way. With her skimpy dress on, I thought she might have had some padding going on. But no, with the dress off, that ass was all hers! Her body was a 9, face was an 8.

There was no attempt at massage, which was fine by me. She really did seem like this was her first time, though. I kind of had to position her how I wanted her and she complied. She brought out the jimmy, I put it on myself, she wasn't sure which way it was supposed to unravel. Really???

We did Mish, then I put her legs up high so I could thrust deeper. She didn't make many sounds, but she got wetter and wetter as we went along. While I was pumping, I moved the finger to her butt hole to see how far I could push this girl. I rounded the hole a bit, then put the finger in to the knuckle. She squirmed a bit and said to please not do that.

After about 10 to 15 minutes of thrusting and changing positions, I was good to go. She talked a while longer about me being her first paying customer and she was happy it went well. So was I, I guess. Overall, it was interesting, because it kind of felt like I was back in high school trying to get laid and finally convincing the girl to go all the way with me. She was unsure of herself and that kind of made it more exciting for me. Odd, since I normally like to be with someone with much more experience.

Overall, I liked her. She wanted me to take down her number so I would know if she was in or not. I humored her and put the number in my phone. Who knows, maybe I will call her in the future.

There is no flirting or friendliness here. Tiffany took me into the room and ask me what i wanted i said FS. she said 40 for the room and 120 for FS. i said sure. she told me to take my clothes and left. i laid down flat on the bed and she came back in and dropped her clothes quickly. she is hot but it wasnt sexy at all. she gave me a 4 minutes massage and told me to flip. after i flip she gave me an oil HJ until i was hard (she didnt even turn me on). after that she slipped a rubber on and gave me a CBJ for about 30 seconds. it was sloppy but not enough effort. then she rode me like a CG for 3 mins which felt great but she switched position. after that Mish, K9, and i wasnt hard anymore. she told me to get on the bed and she gave me a HJ which kinda hurt for a bit trying to force me out and then i went. her moans were fake and she just wanted to get it over with. dont come here if you want a good time for 160 bucks.

Massage Parlor Details: Upstairs park in back

I'll make this review short and simple. Got to the door a cute looking vgirl let me in she said 40 for half hour paid the house fee. A 10min message then the flip she ask what I wanted I said FS she wanted $140 but I only had $100 she agreed not wasting any time starts HJ the a BJ then she jumps on top finish in doggy poss. T has a big dragon on her back tight little body but she just wants u to hurry and go. If u r looking for a hit and run plc this place is for u.

Massage Parlor Details: (Decided to submit review from comments under mmmmdi's review) I'd have to agree with the ratings here. One (1) star at best. visited during week of 11/14 after 8/8:30PM. 40 got me in the door. Jojo and Dee(?) were working. I got Jojo. Right off the bat, asked if I'd been there. I said yes (hadn't but I've "been there"). Offered 60 for HJ and 140 for everything. I said $140's kinda high but she said "yes, but we have beautiful girls here." OK, she was pretty but that's all she's got going for her. Anyway, seeing her enthusiam (lack of), I asked for HJ so it wouldn't be a total loss. Then she tells me 20 more for topless. Waht??? Never heard of that before from an AMP. I should have taken my money back and left but said f-it and asked for everything (rationale: 80 for topless HJ, why not 60 more for the full menu?). Big mistake. She was mechanical every step of the way. She started with a couple of licks on my nipple - unfortunately, they were not the hot, teasing, mmm-mmm kinda licks. No joy to be had. I remember thinking - can we move on??? Of course, no CBJ because of braces so I got the same robotic hand job mmmmdi got; after a few tugs, i was hard. She lubed up and got on top and pogo-sticked (good analogy, props) it for 10 minutes. Note that this whole time - not a word said or a sound from Jojo (even when I complimented her and said she was pretty). Not going anywhere fast, I asked to switch to Mish. Not much better as she just lay there. I just kept going and eventually willed myself to finish. bleh.
Bottom line - much, much better options out there. Better looking, better attitude, better rates to be had.

Lots of attitude, mechanical, nonchalant. Pretty face, nice body but that's all you get. Better off with staying in with your favorite porn.

Massage Parlor Details: Address and directions are simple. Parking in back is good, but door is at the back of unit C. I have also seen ads for units G and E on Back Page

Indications you are looking at Jojo: braces, candy colored kiddie tat of flowers on wrist, detailed grey scale tat of flower on foot. So, why are my ratings so far off when compared to the others? Perhaps I just caught her @ the wrong time of day (10:30pm), or maybe my expectations are different, or maybe I'm just not normal. So, what happened? Well, the massage was useless which is actually kind of important to me, but I knew that from the other revs. Then, the flip. The HJ consisted of her holding my shaft w one hand and beating my head against the other. Sure, my dick got hard eventually, but wasnt worth paying for. She also made some effort at licking and sucking my nips. After a few mins of this she rather unceremoniously strapped me up, lathered herself, and hoped on. Given the prior revs, I still had some hope, but she rode a whole lot more like a pogo stick than a cow girl. Then came the position switching/ break every 2-3 mins or so. From "CG/pogo" to Mish to K9 to standing Mish (me standing, her laying on table) to standing K9 w/ one knee on table to me holding her in mid air w/ her legs around my waist and arms around my neck (i did that just so she couldnt stop and switch positions again) to her asking if I wanted a HJ. Given the "skills" she had demonstrated earlier, I refused and got dressed and left. Total time: 25min. Total Investment: $160. I could have gotten shit face drunk and got a few dances from the "pretty" one at the strip club and left more satisfied. A few facts about me that might help you better understand my review. I just spent 6 yrs in some very interesting corners of the world where the only date thats safe for an american man is a pro, I still play competitive rugby and am pretty healthy, and I'm a little bigger than the average man (I dont mean my belly). I am very aware of that last point though and make an effort both to build up slowly and stay under control. I have developed a way of pulling my hips back with a small girl like jojo to limit their exposure. She is a little girl and the bottom is shallow, but still, she is a pro and should be able to adjust to her clients needs. One last point, she is your average asian girl in every way. There is nothing bad about her, but nothing special either, and she is a small b cup at best. I will try again. My life and mind are not in the right place to try to put in the effort for the dating scene, and yet I have needs. Dont we all. By the way, not knocking anyone, but I was amazed to read that some of you guys go down on these girls. I cant do it.

Massage Parlor Details: Went to this place after reading reviews looking for Jojo, but ended up getting Tiffany, the location is a bit scatchy as you park in this back lot. But got right down to business, she said FS is $140 but I told her I only have $100. She agreed as it was my first time. Did a back rub for like 3 minutes and told me flip over and gave a 4 min HJ went on to a CBJ and finished with her on top riding me hardcore. She is sooo cute and the boobs are nice.

Massage Parlor Details: It's hard to tell it's a massage place, but once you get inside, you know.

I normally don't do more than $100. But, she said $120 for FS. After looking at her body, I thought it would be worth it. And it was. Her ass is firm and round, I boobs are very nice, and she has a great smile.

She started with a nice BJ by putting the jimmy on with her mouth. Then, she hopped on for some Cowgirl">Asian Cowgirl. When I was done, she got me a nice hot towel, clean me off, and gave me a bottle of water.

I would go back again.

Massage Parlor Details: Saw this place on Backpage and decided to check it out. Location was a bit confusing because the address said suite G, but really it was both G and C (use back door). Greeted by a cute little vietnamese girl (I know because I'm viet myself). You will know it's Jojo because she has braces, so BJ is out of the question. I was taken to a decent looking room. got undressed and laid face down on the table. In comes Jojo and she proceeds with the soft touch massage. After 5 min of talking, she told me to flip. Ask's me for type of service and I reply with a HJ. She said why not FS? In my head I was thinking, braces so no BJ and I'm a boob man and it didn't appear that she have any. But she convinced me into it. I'm glad she did because she had an amazing natural rack. Her nips were nice and dark and fully erect. She slide a cover on me and got on top for Cowgirl play. After 2-3 mins, switched to Cowgirl">Reverse Cowgirl. 5 mins later, she lays back on the table for some Mish. I pull one her legs over to the other and start going to town as I play with her tits. Then DS with one of her knees propped on the massage bed and I really start to go deep. I finally busted in the cover and she cleans me up and I dropped a benji as a tip. A little huge and I'm on my way knowing that I will be back for more. Next time I will try someone else just because i want to see all the cuties there.

Massage Parlor Details: This is in the same spot as one of my old fav FS places called Relax and hot towel. It was a good massage place with FS for only $80 at the end. The girls where older and not the cutest but they were really into it and it was fun. Anyway, that place closed last dec and this place opened up in the same spot around april/may. The relax towel place was only upstairs and this place is both up and down stairs in the same area. The lady said it was owned by the same people and they are redoing the upstairs part. This place reminded me alot of United in Anahiem as it was full of really cute Viet chicks that gave no massage and once they got your money, tried to get you done asap. Its full FS and the girls are hot but alittle attitude. I would much rather have the old relax hot towel place with the older girls who were really into it! Ok, if you are looking for some hot Viet girls, then this is your place, just bring your bankroll with you...

This is in the same spot as one of my old fav FS places called Relax and hot towel. It was a good massage place with FS for only $80 at the end. The girls where older and not the cutest but they were really into it and it was fun. Anyway, that place closed last dec and this place opened up in the same spot around april/may. The relax towel place was only upstairs and this place is both up and down stairs in the same area. The lady said it was owned by the same people and they are redoing the upstairs part. This place reminded me alot of United in Anahiem as it was full of really cute Viet chicks that gave no massage and once they got your money, tried to get you done asap. Its full FS and the girls are hot but alittle attitude. I would much rather have the old relax hot towel place with the older girls who were really into it! Ok, if you are looking for some hot Viet girls, then this is your place, just bring your bankroll with you...

On another note, there is a place in Anahiem also called hot towel relax that I was hoping was owned by the same people with the same girls but its not, its a totally different place. Nice FS but different.

Massage Parlor Details: Looks like the picture is wrong location. This place is on Brookhurst, not GG Blvd. Its near Enterprise Rent a Car in the 2 story building.

This place is another joint I found on cityvibe and also it s on backpage. The girls in the ad looked delicious so I decided to try it out . Man, am I glad I got divorced recently so I can play catch up on all these MP's. This place appears to have the most 20 something Asian girls of any place I've seen, besides United Chiropractic next to Albertsons. The difference here is that the office building is a bit more discreet and parking is in the back. They are also open until midnight according to their ads. United closes at 8:45. I've had a couple of close calls when I spotted a neighbor at Albertsons and had to duck so I wouldn't be seen going into the AMP.

Jojo is a cute young quiet girl, but behind closed doors she comes alive. She kinda has the innocent college girl look, which I like . ( sorry, just call me a dirty old man, he hee). Also saw 2 more cuties sitting and making eye contact while waiting in the wings. Will be sure to come back.

I'm gonna keep going to these places and make more reports, cuz I am a recently divorced 40 something who has missed out on too much of the action. Stay tuned.