Hands On Massage in Hillside, New Jersey

Lovely gal, only would have done nude massage for more. No sex

Massage Parlor Details: The parlor is located right on Rt.22, but make sure to keep a close eye out or else you will pass it and have to do two U-TURNS to go back. It looks like a house split up into different apartments each with their own outside entrance. The parlors door is on the first-floor guarded by security cameras. Once you enter there is an old man sitting behind the counter who you deal with which massage you would like. I chose the half-hour massage for $50 because at $80 the full-hour would leave me with insufficient funds. After paying the house fee, he presented me the girls, and by the girls I mean the TWO DIRTY STRIPPERS from HOT 22's. They opened a door and POPPED out like a WACK-O-MOLE before disappearing again. With not much to make my decision I decided to chose the younger of the two, whom looked like an ugly version of Rosario Dawson with SAGGY-ASS TITS. To even use Rosario Dawson as a comparison in any way to her is a huge compliment. Then, I was directed to go into a separate room undress and wait for her...

I have gotten better massages from a backscratcher then this broad. It felt like she was just slopping oil on my back and smearing it around with her hands. Finally, I flipped over and the negotiation began. The prices in my mind were outrageous. She asked 80 for a TOPLESS HJ, 100 for a NUDE HJ, 130 for a BJ, and 150 for FS. I wound up starting with the NUDE HJ until a minute into it I realized this was not worth the coin and to fork up a few more bucks and at least get something out of this. I bargained he to take 40 extra for FS and she agreed. She started by putting the helmet on with her mouth and to continue to a CBJ for a minute or two and then we proceeded to FS. She immediately turned toward the table and slightly bent over and inserted me into her. Her being about the same height as me this was not the best position in comfortability. So, I asked to move it to the table and have her being on top she insisted on Missionary and I reluctantly agreed. During the Missionary I started to go slightly soft where she was no help in regaining full-mount and after not even a minute of stoppage time she got up and went to her purse pulled out her phone and said time was up. I was enraged to think that I had paid over 200 and this it what I got, so naturally I asked for some type of refund which I was refused. So, I got my shit and left cursing them the entire way out. POOR PRICES, POOR SELECTION, POOR MASSAGE, POOR SEX, SO if you want to pay like a RICH MAN to fuck a POOR WHORE then this is your spot.