Four Seasons Spa in Swansea, Illinois

Massage Parlor Details: Parlor was in an office park. Nothing to fancy, ring the bell to get in. Lots of parking around back or at other office buildings. No gateway room straight into the massage room.

OK Salon was closed today for some reason so decided to give this place a shot. Hadn't been feeling the best so I figured a little AMP couldn't hurt anything. The place was deserted around noon no one else was even in the complex. Rang the bell and was greeted by Kim. She was on the older side with looks that match but she was very friendly at welcomed me in. Said they only offer 30 minute massage for $50 but I could do a 60 minute TS+Sauna+Massage for $70 overpriced but not a terrible deal in this area considering the choices. TS was nice, water was really warm and the scrub down was good. The Sauna was actually better than expected and was really relaxing. You don't realize how hot it was in there until you get out.

Massage was good for me but probably not good for most. Her hand massage is not the best more like just strong gripping. Was disappointed there were not any hot oils in sight or used. She primarily did back walking which was perfect for me and really hit the sore spots but would probably be strong or uncomfortable for most.

She was very talkative and nice but after the quick 30 minutes it was time to go. Had a couple close encounters but no extras offered. She said to come back again to make friends with the girls first.I think there is a lot on the menu but maybe to much of an investment.

Decided to leave her a $20 tip in case I wanted to come back and because they were super slow. May or may not return used to AMP in Dallas where a C-note can take you a long way.