Massage is very average, actually not that good for therapuetic but sensual yes. She has great boobs, big like I enjoy. Let me play with them even brought them out. She ok looking not very hot. Seems a bit older than she says but which ones aren't right. get the half hour and go for the HJ not the massage. Let me suck on the biggies which I enjoyed. Good HJ and even gives you the whole facial expression of sex by moaning and licking her lips etc why she strokes you, that I enjoyed.
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Part 2 of my quest to see Launa. Possibly the end of Launa at this location
Lana
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Vietnamese
36-40
4'5''-5'0''
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Black
Long
DD+
X
Thick
Nice & Round
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X
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X
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$40
Since I didn't see Launa the first time there even with an appointment, decided to try a 2nd time. Called in advance and was told I would see Launa but I had to be there at 8:30 sharp vs the 8:00 I requested.
When I got to the front desk at 8:25 and told momasan I had an 8:30 appointment with Launa, she tried to pretend there wasn't a Launa working there. Looking over her shoulder at the CMT licenses (fake) on display there, she said Launa was busy with a prebooked appointment and someone else could help me. Told momasan she booked me with Launa at this time, I wanted to see Launa and asked when she would be free. She told me 9:10. Said I would be back.
Had dinner next door and came back at 9:05. Momasan looked shocked I showed, but took me back. She again took me to DK's door. I protested and was assured Launa would be assisting me.
The massage from Launa might have been good EXCEPT on 9 different occasions momasan and papasan burst into the room yelling in vietnamese obviously checking to see Launa was massaging me or getting bent over the table. Luckily Launa is very skilled at discretion. Each time Launa chased them away. After the 9th (40 min in), I yelled WTF! at them and they stopped. We could still hear them outside the room. While talking with her about it, it sounds like Launa is fed up with the BS there and is looking for a new job. She said the other girls are upset because she gets so many requests and good tips, she is fed up with the whole scene there.
Launa is very sweet, seems to like what she does, and obviously enjoys mutual touch. At the end she gave me a great HE if understandably very discreet and with limited extras. I discreetly put 40 in her pocket when she brought me water and she didn't even look at it. She gave me a big hug thanking me, slipped something into my pocket and whispered it was her cell# and to call her.
Basically; 2 visits and 2 attempts at bait N switch on booked appointments with Launa. My session with Launa was ruined by management's poor customer service and obsession to mess with Launa. In their defense, it looks like Moma\papasan are trying to run a legit business and suspects what she is doing.
Go to this place for a legit massage expecting a crapshoot shoot at Launa if she still works there and the worst possible customer service from management.
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Jesus Christ what a shame. I too got Lana cell# as she told me she may be going to a place in Morgan Hill to work soon. She told me too that she is not happy there and all of the other gals do not like her. It is really a shame cause she is really nice and wants you to be happy with her. if anyone finds out she has left, please make post here as I will definetly go to where ever she is.
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This was the first of 2 visits to this location. Based on past reviews, I called in advance and requested a session with Launa. Was given a very specific time to be there.
DK
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Vietnamese
36-40
5'0''-5'5''
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Black
Shoulder Length
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Average
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$10
Showed up and informed Momasan I had an appointment with Launa. Momasan asked if I wanted a shower which I did. She took me to a door labeled "DK" said this is my room then pushed me to another door and said shower then left me alone. Typical Viet customer service..Bitchy at best but the job gets done.
The shower only has a flow control, not a temp control. Started as a comfortable warm, then started to burn the flesh from by body.
Moved to my room and table. After a few minutes, an older viet woman walks in and introduced herself as DK. I told her my appointment was with Launa, but she said Launa was busy. I must say DK provided a very good sensual (not sexual) massage and has an amazing technique which left me in a blissful daze. Throughout the massage, I could clearly hear yelling (2 female 1 male) and a lot of crying.
After the massage, DK came in with a cup of water and flat out asked for a tip. Since it was a great massage, I gave her a 10 which she sneered at and asked if I could give her more. Hell no.
DK is awesome but completely legit and will push for a higher tip than the type of service is qualified for.
When I got back to my car, I saw I had 2 missed calls from a number I didn't recognize. I called the number back which was answered by an asian woman (I assume Launa) who wanted to know why I booked an appointment and didn't show. I explained I was there, asked for Launa, and was given over to DK because Launa was not available. She started yelling in vietnamese to someone nearby and hung up.
For a legit massage, I would highly recommend DK. Momasan's customer service and management sucks though.
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Finally getting around to writing a review here.
Lana
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Vietnamese
31-35
5'0''-5'5''
Brown
Black
Mid Back
DD
X
Thick
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X
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$40
Went to check out Lana. What a very nice and personable gal who is willing to do alot to make sure your experience is a good one with her. Got there at 8:00pm and after a long day in which she started at 10:00am, her attitude towards my first visit was really good.
This place is only 3 months old and the shower area is impeccable with it being really upscale in my opinion.
What I like about Lana was the fact that she showed me around and led me to the shower area and told me that when I am done, she will be waiting for me.
I get back to the room and she is very comfortable to deal with and obviously made me feel very comfortable with her also. No pretenese about anything being shy here as she pulled the towel off completely and it was full naked massage on at that point.
I have been around a while and gone to many places locally here and all thru Asia and I have to tell you she has a very relaxing style that makes you want more. Very well done on both sides and very nice hands.
So lets cut to the chase. On the flip, she obvioulsy notices that I am sporting a " tall boy" and continues on with this amazing massage. At the end I ask her if she can do blow job. She politley informs me that she can't. Ok no problem as I always try to respect the womans boundaries, but offers me a very nice slow HJ that was second to none.
She pulls off her top and I was amazed at how firm and large her breast were. I obvioulsy saw that ahead of time, but guys let me tell you, I was just hoping that I did not have to dial 911 to come up for air. That was nice. She never asked for any amount of "tip" and was very happy with $40 of which she deserved..believe me.
She is really great and I will be back.
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An excellent review and well written with plenty of details, great job. Guys, Lana is a gem and so sweet, glad to see others enjoying the services there....she is great, so enjoy.
I think lana also goes by the name natalie. But i don't think she works here anymore. Does anybody know where she works now? massageaddict, do u know how i can find her?
Kelly is a total bitch, her English is beyond terrible, I can't understand her & she can't understand me. after flip, she does quite a bit of teasing on my thigh & my junior, however, when I try to get her to do a HJ, she refuses and keep on saying "no time, want another half hr?", sth like that, even though my massage time still got 20 mins left. At 1st I didn't understand what she's trying to say, but after she's repeated the same bullshit again and again, I finally get it. I paid $30 upfront for half hr massage (massage rate is $30/hhr & $50/hr now), she won't do HJ unless I pay another $20 to extend the massage time for another half hr, this is unheard of!!! 20 mins into the massage, I was told massage is over, and she asked me again "another half hr?" OK, fine, I gave up talking to her, she doesn't understand a word of what I say anyway, I handed her 20 bucks, and she proceeded to do more tease + a HJ without oil and without skill, my junior hurts like hell.
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Amazing...went in for a real massage, 40bucks, one hour, great deal, and low and behold, a real nugget here guys. Lana, nice lady, great skills and if you're good to her, no mention of monies up front at all, she gave BBBJTC. Nice technigue and very nice lady and very sensual massage. Best value yet in San Jose, IMO.
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For that, I left her $20, as I had moths in my wallet. She was fine and I told her I would be back, and I certainly will be. The girl is a gem but heavy, and loves to rub her jugs on your back and head.
massageaddict, i think you are putting up fake reviews because when I went here, I did not get what you got and I tried to. I wasted my money because of you. Then I saw your stupid comments to others when they claimed bad service. Personally, you are pathetic. I hope you go to hell because you have no life. I'm not sure if you are getting paid to put up these bogus reviews. BBBJTC? you are a fucking maron bitch. Find something better to do with your life. I feel sorry for you. God have mercy on your soul.
Does anyone know where Lana went? I want to see her again. She was my go to girl!
lovemelongtime03/14 2013 : Does anyone know where Lana went? I want to see her again. She was my go to girl!
kdoggx1501/22 2013 : does anyone know where natalie/lana is now? i heard she works somewhere else now.
beaglebailey12/03 2012 : Anyone know where Lanna went? Before she quit this place she did give me her phone number and mentioned there was a new place starting up. I lost the numbr though.
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