Best Mandarin Massage in Deerfield Beach, Florida

Massage Parlor Details: This place is almost 3 months old, located in what I do believe is the longest strip mall in the country ( heck must of been 1/4 mile long)Parking. kinda tough no available spaces in front, opted for parking infront the pest control store next door, Upon entering this is one bright beautiful parlor, NOW we all may have or have not learned what the key elements to finding a good place are, BUT this place being so pretty is a bad sign (strike one), not only that had very cute young Mammasan (strike two), I was talking with her another very cute provider wantered out to make a reccomendation , I was not looing forward to stone massage if it was her doing it maybe. Anyways there was some construction going on in the back, I had to get out of the way for an old costruction worker taking mutiple smoke breaks, I can gather from his size and age he would be the same guy that gets the Santa gig during December holidays. Back to the place the windows are not tinted, there is some bland decor and a fountain. Place is just too pretty to be tarnished with the likes of mongers... yet. They also provide the four hand massage for you guessed it $140, humm if I had a better inkling about this place and it was a bit more on the shady side. I took the regular Hr as table shower was ten extra, Ehhh . They took me to a room , offered me a ridiculous robe ( declined) ). I tried robes, they are for the women. Now the table shower room was incredible, very roomy and off to the side was a private shower area with a bench. Place is immaculate clean new condition. Back to the massage room, perfect size, perfect tempature, and the table was a professional one with the extended foam hoop to support your head, just too professional ( strike three). I was already comitted no going back no idea who my provider would be, did not feel like making a scene infront of Santa and risk getting coal in my stockings.

Lisa asked me what kind of massage I wanted I replied "The kind a guy my age would like" , THAT was a mistake.. I got the "Oh a wise guy ey" look, she said " Medium it is then" ?? Oh great .. Trying to remain positive and enjoy,The nassage started off nothing exciting, she did work a little extra on my ass, so I went for a grab and she said nothing but quickly shuffled out of range, ( Dangit not good). It was not the best massage nor the worst, typical Chinese style nothing really worth mentioning, the finger pop trick, followed by Karate chopping on the limbs. Anyways , NO accidental slip of the hand, and on the flip, (semi hard) she helt the towel inplace not allowing Willie to make an appearance, while working on front of legs all done between a towel. Big bummer, NOW Maybe because the construction workers were walking up and down the hallway OR maybe because the place is new, This place to be fair , needs a second opinion to verify it is not worth going to. For now.. I don't think you should bother. Upon leaving I passed Lisa and gave her a ten, I awalys give tip unless the service absoultly sucked, it was a decent massage. I was asked to return to which I answered, "Umm well this place is not what I expected and I am used to the Korean style massages more or less, I will say good luck with business.". The company name on the CC reciept does not indicate it is just another branch of another parlor, Best to describe this place is like Oriental Massage in Margate off of Atlantic Blvd, "looks promising but you get nothing".