Asian Massage in Palm Springs, California

Massage Parlor Details: It's the old L&H aromatherapy place. Just that it has some new clowns running it that are not worth your time or money.

Went in after reading Fussy's review thinking it might be worth the try. WRONG! First off, you had to have a drink or two to get her even half decent looking. Then came the fun part. I gave her the $40 and she told me to get undressed. I laid down on the table and she came back in to give me my massage.What a joke! A finger rub on my back and ass for 1 minute and then she says; "Turn over!" She then grabs the boys and says;"What do you want?" I ask her what she does. She claims 40 for HJ, 60 for BJ. I tell her with the short "So called massage" that she gets 20 for HJ and 40 for BJ.She says OK and ask for 40 for BJ. I give her the money and the cover. She then starts the worse BJ I have gotten since high school! After 1 minute of this "so called BJ" she says:"you take too long!" I told her:"Fine,give me 20 back and you can finish with a HJ!" She leaves the room and comes back with the 20. She then finishes me with a Jackhammer HJ but to even things up I make sure I squeeze her nipple of her tit real hard as I come.She yelps a little and gives me a dirty look. I am dressed and out the door in 20 minutes. Do not waste your time or money on this place.Go somewhere else and you will be happier! It is by far the worse in the Valley!

Massage Parlor Details: Stopped by here here and got greeted by Eva. Very typical asian, flat from the front and back.

She was at least trying to look sexy with some shiny tight black pants on and tight tank top pushing up whatever tits she had. Better than the usual khaki pants that the Asian girls wear at most HJ houses. So I gave her my cover, she led me to the room and told me to undress. She came back in and started a weak rubdown and I quickly got to business when she came to the head of table and I reached up to feel up her tiny ass. She let me grope her at will and moved to the side of the table and it was game on. She asked me what I wanted and I gave her the HJ sign and she said $40. I quickly accept. She then grabs some oil and went to town. Had to tell her to slow down some cause she started the jackhammer type of HJ. She finally got the hint and I blew my load. Cleaned me up with a hot towel and off I went.

Massage Parlor Details: Re-opened AMP at site of old L&H Therapy. Could still go by this name. Advertises on BP under both rubs and escorts. At corner of Vista Chino & North Palm Canyon. Easiest entry is if you are driving North to South.

I saw the new ads on CL and BP and felt a rush of excitement. It's always fun to try out a new AMP, even a reopened one. Met at door by middle age Chinese woman. Immediately asked for someone else. She went back and brought out a fatty and I said no thanks. Fatty offered me a 2x massage for the price of one girl if I would tip 2x$30. I figured this was about training one of the girls and was a little intrigued but did not feel like parting with $100. Took the older woman. Received a weak massage. She hit most of the spots, just with no effort. Took her time getting to the HJ. I tried to move things along with some groping but this was not welcomed. Finally lubed me up and did an OK HJ. Did not quit too soon so I got everything out. Dee Dee, despite her age, may be new to this and is not happy about the situation. Why does someone think they can open an AMP with a fat girl and an ugly girl who does not like rubbing and jacking and have satisfied customers?