Arlington Physical Center in Arlington, Virginia

Massage Parlor Details: AMP is right on the street. lots of foot traffic for evening. hard to find close parking.

can't rmember girls name. she was cute but to old for my tastes. place smelled funny, like someone was cookin and burned something. no table showr, which was a bummer. massage was to light. i kept asking for harder, but she stayed light. soft massage were bettre but still mechanical. haggled over tip, which is annoying. theres better out there for the money.

Massage Parlor Details: Hit up this place on my way back from D.C. awhile ago. Been meaning to leave a review. While the location is odd, it's no more odd than hitting up an AMP in a strip mall anywhere else.

Had a weird feeling about this place before I hit it up. But turned out to be fine. It's in an older office building on the Pike, second floor. Not private, but not crazy busy either. Parking is a pain. I parked on the street and paid the meter. Try to park in a nearby lot and you will get towed. Not the nicest section of town, but not the worst either. Walked in, went upstairs, no lobby, no desk, no one around. Rang the bell and mamasan answered and invited me in. She immediately showed me to a room and said I had to wait. 15 min later, girl walked in, fairly attractive, lots of makeup, skimpy outfit, heels, and very flirty. Kept askiing me if it was "first time", so I said sure. Settled with the house right off the bat, she left and I got undressed and on the table. She came back and went right to work. Truly a great massage. She was very good and she even went up to the pole (I didn't even notice) and proceeded to walk on my back. Felt awesome. Never had that before and after back stopped cracking, was very relaxed. While still on stomach, she pulled towel all the way down and massaged all around the boys. She asked "okayyyy?" and I replied yes. It was then she asked, "you want this?" and she touched gently. Positive reply and then we negotiated, but it was left open as to what her final tip would be. Quick time later, I flipped and...afterwards, she cleaned me up and continued a full front side massage that was also awesome. When time was up, she was nice, we chatted, I tipped her $60 and and she left. Didn't want to use sauna or shower, so got dressed and walked out. mamasan met me with a nice cup of water. Provider came up to say goodbye, hugged me, and walked me to the door. Would def return.

Massage Parlor Details: Located on second floor of building, accessible by a separate entrance. Tattoo parlor next to it. Parking can be hard to come by.

Ugh. Where to start? Provider came in wearing waay too much make up and started on a weak massage right away. The table scrub and sauna were not available. The massage was passable, even though most of it was focused on the feet, but any chance of enjoying it was ruined by her incessant questions, demanding to know how I found the place. When the usual "someone I know" failed to shut her up, I admitted I found it online. She actually stopped the massage to get a laptop from outside and demanded that I show her the site, which I refused to do. Things got even more surreal when she started lecturing me on the evils of consumers getting together online to discuss the pros and cons of business they frequent. At this point she had worked up a good sweat with the massage, as I learned when she asked me to sniff her armpits! WTF? By now I was so annoyed/grossed-out I declined when she offered ST on the flip (actually, after a second flip), dropped $20 on the table (not sure why, probably reflex) and got the hell out of there. I wouldn't go back even if they were handing out $100 bills to customers! An awful experience!

Massage Parlor Details: 2nd floor of building. street parking.

Tipping issue ruined everything.