Many times we are out at night and we are on a budget. We have $200 to spend. Where is the best bet to spend the dough? An AMP or a strip club?
Here is my analysis.
Pros for Strip Club:
You can't catch any disease at all (unless you go to FS Strip Club, which WILL cost you more than $200)
You get a better variety of women to choose from, including more non-Asian women.
You can drink (at some)--some states only allow drinking if the girls don't get fully nude.
You can enjoy the ambience and atmosphere with your homies.
Cons for Strip Club:
$20 lap dances at 3 minutes each can eat up your cash fast.
$40 entry fee (unless you cut a coupon out of the newspaper).
$160 remaining divided by 20 = 8 lap dances
You will have enough to last you through the night if you economize. You might get to grab/suck a titty, but no DATY and no FS for sure.
Pros for an AMP:
You can walk out if the girl is nasty looking.
You get a whole hour to spend with them.
You get them all to yourself and can build a relationship with them--most girls at SC's have significant others.
You can get off.
You can do your homework on AMPS beforehand to know what you're getting into. Strip club girls rotate so frequently that it's almost not even worth researching.
Cons for an AMP:
None. Go to the Amp Sucka!
Now Mongo must go to his favorite AMP. Time for a little R&R. Until next time hobbyists...