So the dilemma for married guys is, how do I face my wife after getting a HE from a masseuse? This is mostly for noob, as Iâ€™m sure the veterans have their routine down to exact science. The new guys starting out on this hobby have asked me repeatedly how to avoid detection. How to delete their review because they used a username that easily identified them. Excuses to use when going to a parlor. Here is my opinion for the guys that are in this situation.
When you come home right after visiting a massage parlor, shower there or shower when you get home. No scent or oil residue will be left behind. If she asks why you are jumping in the shower right away, just say you donâ€™t feel fresh. But if you shower regularly when you get home, the question shouldnâ€™t come up.
On the rare chance that she wants to have sex after you already got your release, you gotta do it. Man up and eat as much protein as you can. Get your stamina back up. Watch porn, fantasize, do whatever it takes to get your libido and testosterone up and running.
You should be in a better mood after you got your happy ending, (unless you got ripped off ). So go with that feeling. Be nice to her, compliment her, just create a positive vibe all around. If she is wondering why you are in such a good mood, there are plenty of reasons to be smiling. Your team won the game, promoted at work, found good parking, got a good deal on something, etc.
In closing, just donâ€™t do anything too extreme when you get home. Just play it cool. If confronted with something, deny deny deny. Act normal, do your usual routine. Important disclosure: Even if you follow all of advice, your wife could still smell the BS on you. They do have a sixth sense for these things as some divorced guys can tell you. Good luck and best wishes. The massage parlors will always be open at least.
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